No, i don't have a ladder. Maintenance likely does.

[Good thing Sylvanas is dead, or she might have an aneurysm from this girl's really backwards logic when it comes to safety.]

And it would not be more fitting. If you move your arm too far one direction, you could unbalance that whole death trap you've assembled. Climbing is perfectly safe when what you're climbing on is actually sturdy and meant to be climbed on.