4th Spell - [Video, Spam]

[whatthewrackspurt]

[In her room, Luna has stacked up all her furniture in the middle of the room in order to reach the ceiling. She lies on her back on a desk that's tilted precariously on a chair, a globe, three books, and a coat rack. Somehow it all manages to stay upright.

Paint drips into her hair as she paints her ceiling. Faces of people on the Barge are recognizable - people she's met and interacted with, Iris, Bush, Steve, Facilier, MewTwo, and others.

She's not a bad artist, really. It's a lot more fun than the art room, where they expect you not to paint on the walls]

Comments

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[sharpsurprise]

Oh! That's very nice of you to ask. I'm pretty good with a sword!

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

Is that something you would use to help redeem an inmate?

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

Ah, you're right... It's not really useful for that, huh? So maybe...I have been teaching for some time! Those skills might be useful.

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

Teaching is always nice. I had lots of teachers before the Barge.

What would you teach?

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

You were in school?

Hmm, what would I teach that's not too dangerous? ...Aah, it's really difficult! What would be a useful talent, you think?

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

Hat-making, I think.

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

You're right! Oh, I know another one! Pig-rearing!

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

That's a good idea! We should all learn pig-rearing. You never know when that could come in handy.

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

I agree! Well, don't be surprised if there are pigs on the Barge soon. With me as a teacher I'm sure it'll go pretty well!

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

There were chickens here before, but I think they've all migrated to other rooms.

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

That's a shame! Though it would have been a shame if their feathers had gotten on the paint. So maybe it's for the best!

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

Perhaps, but I would have liked to have had their feathers available for quills. You don't seem to have much of those lying around.

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

They might still be around somewhere!

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

I'll have to ask Iris. She seems to be the one in charge of them, as much as anyone can be in charge of chickens.

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[sharpsurprise]

Perhaps we could teach a class about farm animals together!

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[whatthewrackspurt]

I don't know much about farm animals, though I did enroll in Care of Magical Creatures, which is sort of the same thing.

[video]

[sharpsurprise]

Then perhaps Miss Iris could teach you first. What sort of magical creatures are there?

[video]

[whatthewrackspurt]

Oh, all kinds. It would take far too much time to list them all.

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[sharpsurprise]

I never knew that! Do you have a favorite?

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[whatthewrackspurt]

I'm rather fond of thestrals myself. They're a bit like winged horses, and can only be seen by people who've seen death.

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[sharpsurprise]

That's not the sort of thing you'd imagine, huh? Are they friendly?

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[whatthewrackspurt]

They're shy, but they don't mean any harm.

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[sharpsurprise]

I'm learning a lot today!

Ah-- My name's Souji.

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[whatthewrackspurt]

I'm Luna Lovegood. I'm a warden, and a witch.

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[sharpsurprise]

It's very nice to meet you, Miss Lovegood. I'm a warden, too, and a samurai.