That's one reason I love it 'ere. Free bar that stocks everything. And I've got me own hot tub. Whatever else you say about our Admiral, 'e knows good working conditions.

One other that I know of. I used to be a witch in another life and all - in a flood, once. From Ankh-Morpork, which I already know you're not. We can get back to quantum later, it's ...not so much time as the mathematics underlying time, space and matter. Does your kind of witching clash with technology, at all?