1st Spell - Video

[whatthewrackspurt]

Hello, everyone.

I've never been on a ship like this before. Or any ship, really, so I can't say for certain whether the person in charge is always so elusive when it comes to answering questions. I suspect he thinks it's all in good fun, making you believe one thing but telling you another. I don't think I understand his humor, though.

I'm a little concerned about having made a deal with him - he could be one of the Rotfang conspirators in disguise and is set on prolonging this journey indefinitely until all our worlds are nothing but dust and spores.

Is that why all of you are having such strange dreams?

Either way, I hope there's pudding involved. It makes death seem just a little bit cheerier. I think that's why people eat so much at funerals.

Ghosts must get very jealous during mealtimes.

Comments

[vexingmesmer]

Nobody the wardens will admit to. Doesn't mean there ain't a first time for everything.

[whatthewrackspurt]

That's sort of dangerous, isn't it? Your escaping without properly coming back to life?

[vexingmesmer]

I'll figure somethin' out.

[whatthewrackspurt]

I hope so. I'd hate for you to have to go through the whole trouble of escaping only to find yourself stuck in a worse place than this.

[vexingmesmer]

Iiiiiiiiii don't like how you think.

[ You are a little bit terrifying, Luna. ]

[whatthewrackspurt]

What if you made it all the way back to your world only to find that there was no way to revive yourself?

That might be a worse fate than here.

[vexingmesmer]

Ugh! No. I will totally save my life and be okay.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Is that fairy intuition or wishful thinking?

[vexingmesmer]

Neither. It's Vex's personal pep talk.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Is it working?

[vexingmesmer]

Not when you keep doing that!

[ Whatever that is. ]

[whatthewrackspurt]

I'm sorry if I've made you doubt yourself. But it really doesn't sound like a clever plan and I don't want you to get hurt.

[vexingmesmer]

Well, it's not a plan yet! I mean, it's the seed of a plan! Like... twelve percent of a plan. But i'll figure out the rest.

[whatthewrackspurt]

How long do you expect it will take you to come up with the remaining 88%?

[vexingmesmer]

I don't know! It's a bloody work in progress! Y' can't rush genius!

[whatthewrackspurt]

I didn't realize I was speaking to a genius.

[vexingmesmer]

I am totally brilliant.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Are all mesmers? Or is it just you?

[vexingmesmer]

There, uh.

Aren't any others left.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Oh.

That must be lonely.

[vexingmesmer]

Not really.

[ Incredibly. ]

[whatthewrackspurt]

I don't know. I know if I were the only witch left, I'd find it desperately lonely.

Are you making friends here, I hope?

[vexingmesmer]

Oh yes. Very good friends. Stephen Hart, he and I, we're real tight. Like pals, we are!

[whatthewrackspurt]

Oh, good. I'm very happy to hear it.

I'm Luna, by the way. Luna Lovegood. I've never met a fairy before.

[vexingmesmer]

You mentioned. Before. [ He's just rude. ]

I'm Vex.