1st Spell - Video

[whatthewrackspurt]

Hello, everyone.

I've never been on a ship like this before. Or any ship, really, so I can't say for certain whether the person in charge is always so elusive when it comes to answering questions. I suspect he thinks it's all in good fun, making you believe one thing but telling you another. I don't think I understand his humor, though.

I'm a little concerned about having made a deal with him - he could be one of the Rotfang conspirators in disguise and is set on prolonging this journey indefinitely until all our worlds are nothing but dust and spores.

Is that why all of you are having such strange dreams?

Either way, I hope there's pudding involved. It makes death seem just a little bit cheerier. I think that's why people eat so much at funerals.

Ghosts must get very jealous during mealtimes.

Comments

[whatthewrackspurt]

I hope so. I think I've left my toothbrush back home.

[persecutioncomplex]

Now you're probably giving him ideas.

[whatthewrackspurt]

If he's as creative as you say, then probably not. There are much worse things than toothaches. Should I list some?

[persecutioncomplex]

[oh god luna no]

He's usually extravagant. You're encouraging simplicity.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Are simple things usually worse than extravagant ones? That seems backwards.

[persecutioncomplex]

The more detailed and refined, the more specialized it is. Simple tools have the most uses, don't they?

[whatthewrackspurt]

Do you think the Admiral goes gardening?