11th Spell

[whatthewrackspurt]

Don't be mad at Sylvanas, everyone. It wasn't her fault. I think Arthas used his magic to hypnotize her into doing his bidding and laid his mind eggs inside her patterned brainwaves - all metaphorically, of course. It happens sometimes.

That was fun, though. I've never banished a demon before. I didn't think it would be so complex.

[Private to the dinner crew]

I'm thinking something with molasses. Are any of you good with molding?


[Spam, closed to Vic and Jax]

[In the evening, Luna skips down the hall to bring dinners to those she didn't see in the lunchroom. On her list is Victor Creed, and so, armed with an apple, she knocks on his door]

Mr. Creed?

Comments

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Do you only kill werewolves?

private

[visetvires]

that's what I was taught to do. I would kill anything that was a threat to human beings, though.

Re: private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Human beings kill more human beings than werewolves.

private

[visetvires]

human beings aren't my job.

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Do you also kill witches?

private

[visetvires]

I'd never met a witch before you.

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

There are a few witches who kill Muggles - non-magic people. But most don't.

Most werewolves don't kill people either. Is that something you normally put on your resume?

private

[visetvires]

I've never needed a resume.

[Guess who's deliberately avoiding the point.]

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

No, I suppose there's not many organizations dedicated to killing werewolves where you'd want to make a switch.

Though, I'd rather you didn't kill Scott any more, considering he's not hurt anyone. It seems the polite thing to do; to wait and see if someone's dangerous before going in with knives and guns.

private

[visetvires]

it didn't do anything anyway.

[She might kill him again. She might not. But she probably won't, seeing as it's simply impractical.]

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

No, it didn't. Except hurt and terrify someone who hadn't done any harm to anyone.

private

[visetvires]

are you lecturing me?

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

That would be a little presumptuous of me, wouldn't it?

private

[visetvires]

I don't know how presumptuous you are or aren't.

Rprivate

[whatthewrackspurt]

I think if I were extraordinarily presumptuous, I would be too much of it to know that I was.

And to think, I'm not even your warden.

private

[visetvires]

I killed my warden, so I don't think he's going to be giving me any advice anytime soon. you might as well.

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Then...I suppose my advice is that one of our most fortunate gifts is our opportunity to learn new things about ourselves and the world we live in. Maybe there's something about werewolves you've accidentally overlooked.

private

[visetvires]

like what?

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

That's for you to go and find out, I think. Fortunately we have a lot of people you can ask firsthand.

If you'd like to skip a day of cooking once you're out of Zero, I don't mind. But I'd think it good practice if you used that time to interview with a werewolf.

Funny; I seem to remember a book around that same sort of title. Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.

private

[visetvires]

couldn't imagine what you're talking about.

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Anyway. Disregarding the idea of whether or not wardens should be giving homework to inmates who aren't paired with them, it might be something to consider. More knowledge about a subject is never a bad thing; at least, that's how I've always felt.

private

[visetvires]

I can't really argue with you in good conscience. I was a scientist in another life.

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Really?! I didn't know you could see into your other lives like that!

private

[visetvires]

it was more of a metaphor.

private

[whatthewrackspurt]

Still, though.

I'll let you get back to doing what you were doing before I interrupted. But I hope you take what I've said under advisement, even if you decide to do something else.