1st Spell - Video

[whatthewrackspurt]

Hello, everyone.

I've never been on a ship like this before. Or any ship, really, so I can't say for certain whether the person in charge is always so elusive when it comes to answering questions. I suspect he thinks it's all in good fun, making you believe one thing but telling you another. I don't think I understand his humor, though.

I'm a little concerned about having made a deal with him - he could be one of the Rotfang conspirators in disguise and is set on prolonging this journey indefinitely until all our worlds are nothing but dust and spores.

Is that why all of you are having such strange dreams?

Either way, I hope there's pudding involved. It makes death seem just a little bit cheerier. I think that's why people eat so much at funerals.

Ghosts must get very jealous during mealtimes.

Comments

[whatthewrackspurt]

Oh! You're a fairy!

You're very strange-looking, for a fairy. I expected you to be a bit smaller, and have wings.

[vexingmesmer]

I'm not a bloody pixie! I'm a mesmer! God, you people. It's downright racist, I tell you.

[whatthewrackspurt]

You could be a pixie who's very good at disguising themselves. But no; maybe not.

As in 'mesmorize'? You hypnotize people?

[vexingmesmer]

Not exactly. These days I ain't doing shite, seeing as the Admiral stole my magic away.

[whatthewrackspurt]

But he's going to give it back once you graduate.

[vexingmesmer]

[ Vex snorts ]

No, I'll steal it back when I figure out how to escape.

[whatthewrackspurt]

The Admiral's very powerful about magic. Has anyone ever escaped before?

[vexingmesmer]

Nobody the wardens will admit to. Doesn't mean there ain't a first time for everything.

[whatthewrackspurt]

That's sort of dangerous, isn't it? Your escaping without properly coming back to life?

[vexingmesmer]

I'll figure somethin' out.

[whatthewrackspurt]

I hope so. I'd hate for you to have to go through the whole trouble of escaping only to find yourself stuck in a worse place than this.

[vexingmesmer]

Iiiiiiiiii don't like how you think.

[ You are a little bit terrifying, Luna. ]

[whatthewrackspurt]

What if you made it all the way back to your world only to find that there was no way to revive yourself?

That might be a worse fate than here.

[vexingmesmer]

Ugh! No. I will totally save my life and be okay.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Is that fairy intuition or wishful thinking?

[vexingmesmer]

Neither. It's Vex's personal pep talk.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Is it working?

[vexingmesmer]

Not when you keep doing that!

[ Whatever that is. ]

[whatthewrackspurt]

I'm sorry if I've made you doubt yourself. But it really doesn't sound like a clever plan and I don't want you to get hurt.

[vexingmesmer]

Well, it's not a plan yet! I mean, it's the seed of a plan! Like... twelve percent of a plan. But i'll figure out the rest.

[whatthewrackspurt]

How long do you expect it will take you to come up with the remaining 88%?

[vexingmesmer]

I don't know! It's a bloody work in progress! Y' can't rush genius!

[whatthewrackspurt]

I didn't realize I was speaking to a genius.

[vexingmesmer]

I am totally brilliant.

[whatthewrackspurt]

Are all mesmers? Or is it just you?